meanplastic:

WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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sailingonsuccess:

unfollovving:

unfollovving:

So I haven’t heard my cat for the past hour & when I looked after him HE WAS FUCKING SLEEPING IN THE SINK

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Someone explain cats please

I don’t get them either.. look

beanbuttsthe3rd:

davestrider:

davestrider:

give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise

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I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener

17000dollars:

for 17,000 dollars, you could buy 486 dildos shaped like Barack Obama

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oknope:

most important school supplies

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When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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living-that-5sos-life:

If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that these boys love you as much as you love them

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unboundblackboi:

blood—sport:

leninistvaporwave:

remember when fox news put egypt next to iran 

NEVER FORGET

This is a perfect example of American education

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